I woke up this morning to find that my house was immaculately clean and in order! I lost 75 pounds overnight, and gained a cup size! The girls no longer look at the floor, but are now gorgeous high-beams that would make any woman proud!
My gray hair is gone! I have long, luxuriously wavy chestnut brown hair! I have no wrinkles! My backache is gone!
All my bills have miraculously disappeared! My boss offered me a $50,000 raise, and told me to take a month off to do quilting. What a guy!
The cats are scooping the litter boxes after themselves, and their poots smell like lilacs. When they puke, they're leaning over the kitchen trash to do it.
There's a new hybrid mini van sitting in my drive way!
Thank you, Obama!!!
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11 years ago
5 comments:
And your gas and mortgage are paid? Hehe! Good post. You made me crack a smile today. :)
You had me going there for a while.
Mortgage, utilities, health insurance, all paid... leprechauns hiding pots of gold in the back yard (he is part Irish, you know)...
SchnauzerMom, didn't you get have a new car is your driveway this morning???
I think someone stole my new car. I'll take the health insurance.
I'm not so sure I'm ready for socialized health insurance. It's more government telling me what I can and can't do... another hole in the hull of the sinking ship.
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