Set Me Free!

There has to be something seriously wrong with a person who would, with full disclosure, willfully spray hot pepper sauce up one's nose. I join the ranks of the masochists who have done so. Let me tell ya, after my eyes popped and all breath was expelled from my lungs, I croaked, "Hallelujah! Set me free!" It was a nose-opening experience, no doubt about it.

I would never have given this stuff a second glance if it hadn't been for the steady line of customers who buy this stuff every week. They all extol its virtues. What the heck. What doesn't kill us makes us stronger, right?

Wow. I just don't know.

It's hot. It burns. It burns fast. No slow glow. Instant hot flash. Then the water works start. That part lasts through a fistful tissues and for several minutes. The after glow is one of refreshment, so long as you don't sniff it enough for it to drain down your throat. If you do that, you're in for more fun.

I've lived with malfunctioning sinuses for more than forty-five years. I don't have much hope that this will cure my ails, but everyone in the family is enjoying watching me try.